jumma chumma dede
Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.
Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
A kiss…
A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know
posted in Kiss SMS
Kiss me and you will see stars
Kiss me and you will see stars ….
Love me and I will give them to you.
posted in Kiss SMS
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
posted in Kiss SMS
if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
People say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on
Iron
Try it:p
posted in Kiss SMS
A kis is not a kiss unless
A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…
posted in Kiss SMS
Kiss is fly from lips
Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,
posted in Kiss SMS
Smile is the 2nd best thing
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
Read the rest of this entry »
posted in Kiss SMS, Riddle SMS
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Kis is like LAYS, no one can eat just one
Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one
posted in Kiss SMS
I Want A KISS, please KISS me
I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!
Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.
posted in Kiss SMS
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
posted in Kiss SMS
Full form of KISS MISS
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
K=KISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SWEET
M=MISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SEXY
THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
posted in Kiss SMS
What kisses mean?
What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!
posted in Kiss SMS
A page is yellow
A page is yellow
in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.
posted in Kiss SMS
A kiss is something
A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
posted in Kiss SMS
Kiss in Physics & Computer
Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”
posted in Kiss SMS
Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics
What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”
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