sms molu tolu

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I’ll Tell You… MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
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GREAT INDIANS: When Power Goes Off in US, They call Power House. In China, They Check Fuse . But in India, First thing is To check Neighbor’s House. “Sabki Gayi Hai Na?” Buss!
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Maine kaha “Dil Ruba” Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha “Paise Nahi” Usne kaha “Kaise nahi” Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai” Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai..
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Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime…
– - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - -

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
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Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. GALTI SE
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Thu 20 May 2010

Where is My Dream Girl.?

Hi there! if anyone suits to these requirement, please feel
free to contact me with full details…. :P

5′2″ jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho,side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to
haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001
percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife hoto
kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi
bug ki na gunjaish ho
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho,
aisi apni wife ho…….

ba-bye

Jaaye janaza jo unki gali se,
TO Unke dar per tehar dena,
Jaaye janaza jo unki gali se,
TO unke dar per tehar dena……
haath jo uthe, dua ke liya
To mukh se nakab hata dena,
itna na ho sake to….
Maut ki khabar suna dena..
karan puche mauth ka to..
MOHABBAT BATA DENA.

Thu 20 May 2010

4 my swt n w0rld best lvng fr

Funny Hindi SMS

4 my swt n w0rld best lvng frndx…
Frndshp isnt abt ”em s0ry”
Itx abt ” kamine teri galti hy”…
Frndshp isnt abt “em here 4 u”
Itx abt “kahan hy nalayak”…
Frndshp isnt abt “i can undrstnd”
Itx abt “sub teri waja se hua hy saale”…
Frndshp isnt abt “em hpy 4 ur success”
Itx abt “chal beta parhne de”…
Frndshp isnt abt “i care 4 u”
Itx abt “kamin0 mujhe ch0r k kahan ja0ge”……!!!
Frndx 4evr.. 2gthr 4vr..