The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
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har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Happy January..!
The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!
Happy January !
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Guiness Book Of World Record
Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Best way to release office stress
The best way to
release office stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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“Bhaar Main Jaye Company …”:D
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding…
Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Difference between radio & newspaper
Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons
“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”
“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.” :)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Law Of Reverse Dynamics
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
athan’s wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband…
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note … That said
“the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U’ll find ‘em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Thoughts On Men
Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Meet In RAJASTAN…
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Y r u praying in classroom?
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
If u have any problem
If u have any problem
Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:
If u don’t hve any
Problem !
Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
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I’ll create problem
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Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Scratch & win
Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan …
Ye Kia Jeet Lia … ;->
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
World is full of willing people
World is full of willing people
Some willing to work
and others like me,
Willing to let them work
Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.
keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u
Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Please brush daily
Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily! :-)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Once upon a time
Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”
aur is tarah
Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
I like u, miss u, love u
I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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..
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
What a man can be, he must be.
A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Difference between deciding and doing
5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??
still 5.
because There�s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Taaray mobile per
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******THE END******
You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per” ;-)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
If u like my SMS
If u like my SMS,
it means I’m smart
If you save,
U agree I’m smart
If u forward,
U spread that I’m smart
&
If u delete,
u r jealous, because I’m smart.
Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?
Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
James bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Description of SMS
Description of SMS
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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
My Msg 2 da wrld!
My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Money is just a piece of paper
I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
How are the studies in this college?
A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Aakhri Khuwahish
Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.
Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Life is just a fun
Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.
life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.
Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.
Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy
Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Poetry SMS
Easiest ways to Die
Easiest ways to Die,
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
New quomi tarana of Pakistan
Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !
posted in Ghazal SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
1 Larki ki dua
1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,
posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Poetry SMS
Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Sardar SMS
But my heart says ….
My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!
Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
U have no idea what is going to happen
until U turn the page
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Success formula
Success Formula,
B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Believe this lie, it’s really true
1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,
One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys
Beleive this lie, it’s really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Explain the word “Automatically”
Explain the word “Automatically”
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nahin pata?
OK ok I will explain
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
“Auto_me_takli”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai
Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!
Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !
Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!
Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
posted in Ghazal SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye “Thanda pani”
usay
“garam” ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:pani
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