ive With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life. |
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Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]
Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;-> |
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What is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, mot.
O, oljhan.
H, harna.
A, aansu.
B, bewafai.
B, barbadi.
A, andhera.
T, tanhai.
SO friendship is always better than love? |
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What is da true meaning of ?Study? ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning?
So study hard ok !!!! |
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urdu ki pehli book?1947
Alif?An?ar
by?.Bakry
py?.Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.
Alif?Aataa
by?.Bijli
py?.Petrol |
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish |
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India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska?
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-) |
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Ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he.
A.acha he tu.
B.bawafa he tu.
C.chahat wala hetu.
D.durd wala hetu.
E.end of to my life he tu.
F.frnd is very god he tu.
G.gosh.e.dil he tu.
H.hussin.e.jahan he tu.
I.inam.e.dil he tu.
j.jiger gosha hetu.
k.kitab.e.dil he tu.
L.lugt.e.ishiq he tu.
M.mosin.e. Zindgi he tu.
N.nazr.e.karam he tu.
O.out of enyme he tu.
P.peyar ka bani he tu.
R.resarh of love he tu.
S.shoq.e .ishiq he tu.
T.talb.e.husin he tu.
U.umeed.e.dil he [...] |
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STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed sp?ci?l permission 4m d king. Pple who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:
?Fornication
Under
Consent of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. for short.
Now U know where that cute word came from..? |
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Father Means
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!
In 2009 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;-> |
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LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;-> | |
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O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?. |
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| | School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information [...] |
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| | ?ISLAM? stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W) |
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| | ''Pakistan means''
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
I=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No election
"Emergency mubarak" | |
| | | | Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
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"Short Messaging Servie".
It Only Means
"Sweet . Memories . Shared"
Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :-> |
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| | pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
Pathan ne jawaab diya:
N=no
W=women
F=for
P=pathan. ! ! ! | |
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BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl
description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella..... |
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