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Girl are like a INTERNET VIRUS: They enter ur Life, Scan ur Pockets, Edit ur mind, Download Problems and Delete ur happieness.. issued in PUBLIC INTEREST, so avoide girls. ,

Sardar v/s Donkey Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passer by saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasnt riding the donkey at that time, othe ,

what is difference between watch & wife? A:Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai. ,

Mobile What is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage? ""Kash thode din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata...... ,

Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES? A. ADIDAS ,

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! ,

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too... ,

Hey listen....two people were asking me about u, I gave them ur address and cell no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r Joy n Happiness. ,

Hey listen....two people were asking me about u, I gave them ur address and cell no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r Joy n Happiness. ,

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha. ,

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen. ,

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U. ,

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS. ,

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much. ,

vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...! Prakash Diwakar,prakash@yahoo.com

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !