shero shayari(sms)

Aadab arj hai

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

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sahema sahema dara sa raheta hai,
jane kyon ji bhara sa rehta hai,
ek pal uthth hoon,to dekhta hoon,
jal gaya sab jara sa rehta hai.
# 252 mihir trivedi Says:
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:25 pm

maikade bandh kare lakh zamane wale,
shaher mein kam nahin aankhon se pilane wale,

kash muzko bhi laga le tu kabhi sine se,
meri tasvir ko sine se lagane wale.
# 253 Chanda Says:
November 4th, 2006 at 5:06 am

TUMHARI AANKHEIN ROSHAN HAIN
US NE KAHA
AUR MEIN YEH SOCH KER
DIL MEIN HANS PADA
KE ES BEKHABER KO KIYA KHABER
BARISH KE BAAD MOSAM NIKHRTE HAIN
# 254 Chanda Says:
November 4th, 2006 at 5:12 am

EK AISE SHAKHES KE NAAM JO MUJH KO ACHA LAGA
US SE MUHABAT KI AUR KHUD SE BADH KER USE CHAHA
LEKEN USKE BAAD HUM KHUD SE AUR ZINDGI SE BEZAR HO GAYE
US SE MILNE KO DIL CHAHTA THA MAGER MIL NAHIN SAKTE THE
WOH MERA HO SAKTA THA AGER WOH CHAHTA……………!!!
PIYAR TU WOH BHI KERTA THA MAGER WO BICHRNA CHAHTA THA
HIJER KE GHUM SEENA CHAHTA THA AUR ES AANKH MACHOLI MEIN
MERA HUMSAFER KISI AUR MANZAL KI TARAF CHAL NIKLA

JUST MISSING TOO MUCH……………..
# 255 shani Says:
November 4th, 2006 at 7:10 pm

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isay kehtay hain
line marna
# 256 Abdul Ghafoor Says:
November 4th, 2006 at 11:48 pm

MONDAY KO DOSTI,
TUESDAY KO PYAR,
WEDNESDAY KO SHADI,
THURSDAY KO BARBADI,
FRIDAY KO FIGHTING,
SATURDAY KO TALAQ,
SUNDAY KO REST,
MONDAY KO NEXT!!!
# 257 Abdul Ghafoor Says:
November 4th, 2006 at 11:49 pm

love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes,but love is not blind love sees but it doesn’t mind.
# 258 sherry Says:
November 6th, 2006 at 4:37 am

tu bin bataye mujhe le chal kaheen
jahan tu muskuraye meri manzil wahin
# 259 SAJID&RAMIZ..JBMgroups..! Says:
November 21st, 2006 at 5:37 pm

biyani khaane ki dua!!
niyat karta hoon main 4 plate biryani ki,
samet 15, 20 boti, rayta, salad, zarda, k
moun mera degg ki taraf…

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !

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Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Filed under: Funny Shayari, SMS by Neha |

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Dosti Shayari 1
Filed under: Funny Shayari, Serious Shayari, Shayari by Shayar |

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !

Mohabbat ki Chita
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena,
Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar
“Mohabbat” bata dena!

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN…..

NAMSKAR ! yeh hamari FALTOO-SMS sewa hai. is main hum logo ko waqt beh waqt DISTURB Karte hai. is sewa ka labh uthane ka dhanya wad. AB APNA KAM KIJEA

1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu

Just want to remind you that
I LOVE YOU Sender:
Sania Mirza +919822334455
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ZYADA SOCH MAT,
Usne muje bheja hai.
..
Tu apna kam kar..

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…

oon to hain hum ”BHRAMCHARI”,
magar jahan dekhi ”NAARI”
vahan ”AANKH-MAARI”,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ”BHRAMCHARI’

Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?
Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale
Mein Bandh K
CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na……….
Main Batata Hoon
Kya Karna Hai….
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe
De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me
ek baar to nahana chahiye

wo pade kya jise me dali na ho
nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho
wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na
ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh…
Warna..
Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur
Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…

Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake mere
dost se pyr karti hai

wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch
gay paanch soo ki note main.

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat
likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye
100 ksii bhej raha hu,
Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:
Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye
9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi
bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..

Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.

teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJI kar de sawera

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.