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oh no!am so disapointed with you.Why did you tel others my damn secret?Av heard people talking about it & am just amazed.I want to hear it right from you...








is it true that you bathe naked?

If 007 is James bond... what is 111?

If 007 is James bond... what is 111?
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Its binary James bond ! :-)

in order to get a gud job in a company a boy requires 100% talent where as a girls require only 4%talent.remaning is(36)
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(36)=96%

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?

A. WIDOW

Marry's father has four daughters 1.ABCD
2.EFGH
3.IJKL
4.????
Wat is the name of fourth one
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Marry

Styles of Saying
Good Night
Dad-Good Night Son
Friend-Good Night Daa
Girl Friend-Good Night Dear
Lover-Good Night Jaanu
Our Mom-Susu Karke
Sona Beta
Mummy Rockz

WHAT IS EDUCATION?
WASTING QUATER PART OF LIFE TO LEARN HOW TO SPENT REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Meaning of DARLING
D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game. :

In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time...
1- LOVE
2- FRiENDSHiP
3- MONEY
4- ILLNESS
5- DEATH
6- ? ? ? .
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Su Su...
Isliye kar ke sona!

Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

I met a 14-year-old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, sexy and flirty, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age?

Leave Application by a kid-

O my master
Wen I cum
rain water chhamm chhamm
leh mera fisal gya dhadam
niche my bag
& upar was hum
isliye 2day i cannot cum...

Life is like movie
If u r sad-Drama
If u r afraid-Suspence
If u r angry-Angry
when u look at the mirror-Comedy
Now u r snilling- thats HORROR

3 stupid stages of life-
TEEN- Hav energy & time but no money!
YOUNG- Have money & energy but no time!
OLD- Hav time & money but no energy!! ;-)

just do me a favour , put ur left hand on ur right shoulder & ur right hand on ur left shoulder.....guess wat ...
i just msged u a hug.....

 

If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear

WHAT IS EDUCATION?
Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste balance part of life.-

In your life problems may starts from Kingfisher Mild or Kingfisher Strong,
but you must take it as a Royal Challenge.
other wise people will call you Old Monk & stick a Black label on you.
but you must fight like Nepoleon, live like Bagpiper, walk like Johny Walker, work till 8 pm & think l

If evr u start missing
Ur school days,

Ur class

Ur frnd circle

Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life,
thn
just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar jaega ;)

U too foolish yar,
F-Faithful
O-Outstanding
O-Optimist
L-Loving
I-Intelligent
S-Sincere
H-Handsome!

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

OK, see if you can figure out what these words have in common……..
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Are you peeking or have you already given up?
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world's smallest resignation letter.
Dear Sir,

I Love ur wife!!

Regrds
Harbindar

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of...

rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
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and act exactly opposite to her advice;-):-))

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK!
I jst wantd to KISS the Sweetest,
The Cutest & the Loveliest Person on dis EARTH,
But wat to do,
My LIPS cant touch my CHEEKS..

Only open hearts receive love,
& only nice person like u receive sms from smart persons like me!

There is
-no message
-no joke
-no morale teaching
-no pun
-no fun

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I know you dont trust me
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believe me.
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is sms me kuch bhi nahi hai

Do you know the difference between coffee shop and wine shop? Simple coffee shop is starting point of love and wine shop is ending point of love.

sun makes moon shine. Current makes bulbs shine. Wax makes candle shine, but I am really confused, what makes you shine? It's harpic or dom

Happiest man is one whose daughter photo is on femina cover, Son on India today, girl friend on film fare and wife on missing column of newspaper.

what is the difference between talent and intelligence?

getting up daily in the morning is talent.. not trying such nonsense is intelligence !!

WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE AND FINISH, WHEN U MARRY A RIGHT PERSON YOU WILL BECOME A COMPLETE PERSON, AND WHEN U MARRY A WRONG PERSON IT MEANS U R FINISHED

hey......... what's

see down..



see more....down..


nothing.....





chalo chodo.

if, 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrollin think.







Answer is 1.
Remember the First Line..


1=5..?

Moral - Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life

 

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

” Beta Dil Laga K Parhana ”

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k,
dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti ha

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

Q.Wat does 98 stand for in windows 98?
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Ans:
number of times it hangs in a day!

AATMA MERI MAR GAYI MUJHE LAGTI NAHI HAI PYAAS(WAH WAH)

AATMA MERI MAR GAYI MUJHE LAGTI NAHI HAI PYAAS(WAH WAH)












THE TIME PERIOD OF A PENDULUM IS INDEPENDENT OF ITS MASS.......:

if u loose me
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thanks for searching me

Tel me Why r u avoiding me these Days? Did i do any thing wrong?keepin touch with me atlest 1ce a week it really hurts.
your tooth brush

do not forget to do two thing
in the morning
1)To pray God
2)To take bath so that other may live.

every sms is taking away one rupee from my account... it wont stop doing like that...
so better if u catch them all and recharge me with 100 tomorrow...

u r ma. frnd b'coz u r
20%Polite,20%Attractive,
20%Gorgeous,20%Awesome,
20%Littrate


in short u r P.A.G.

Apple is crying Banana:Y R U crying?apple: All of themcut and eat me.Banana: U R better than me. All of them remove my dress&eat. i feel puppy shame.

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

You are very special 4 me?
Therefore . . .


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i thought to admit you in school of special children . . . . :p ;->

As years go by -
u may lose your hair,teeth---eyes sight--but not your
Talent-Smartness-brightness-inteligence-coz you can lose only what you
have...

DELHI BOYZ ANTHEM-Delhi is our nation-Drinking is our profession-Everyday is celebration-To hell with education Bcoz THEKA is our destination...

Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish
When i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss me
I Allowed
Now i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows.

disturb you sms
If i disturb U
I Am Sorry!
But i Need
To Say
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Love DISTURBING U.....:-)