Scientists SMS

Scientists have found ice & water on moon



we just need to take scotch with us

A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle. If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further
Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!

A Lot Of Ants Were Roaming Around My Phone.

I Was Wondering How Come.

Then i Suddenly Realised

That My Phone Contains Contact Of Very Sweet Person Like U.

“Modern poem”

Taliban Taliban,
Yes papa…
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Having a bomb,
No papa…
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Telling a lie?
No papa…
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Open ur jacket,

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Thaaa thaaaa
thaaaa ¤

Let's do some mathemetics for study & its result.
Eq.1: Study=Don't Fail
Eq.2: Don't Study=Fail
Add Eq.1 in Eq.2,we will get,
Study+Don't Study=Fail+Don't Fail
=> Study(1+Dont)= Fail(1+Dont)
=> STUDY=FAIL
so dont study Hence Prooved.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Are you coming to school tomorrow?



Golden words that can never be used by us in life again.

Practice makes man perfect..
Then what about woman?


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Any guess???
She is born perfect..!!!

Girls rock!!!!

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings, Don't Think You Are In Luv!





Na Beta Na.........



You Just Need To Join English Speaking Course !!heyyy!

When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

mistakes arent crime; if u can rectify those mistake they are the key to sucess,for example god created u, so what then he rectified it by creating me

Q:There is always a sign board 'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,but never near girls' college..Why?
Ans: BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!!

little girl praying on new year eve
""OH LORD IN THIS NEW YEAR please send clothes 4 those poor ledies in my brothers computer .....""""

We say we love flowers,yet we pluck them.We say we love trees,yet we cut them.&we still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved!

When i Die,
Dont come to my Funeral.
Dont Mourn for Me.
Dont Console my Family.
Dont give Sympathy to my dreadful Death..

Instead

Directly come up. We"ll have party...!

Nice people are like wind...
u can only feel their presence & sincerity
now,
dont look here & there to find them
just look at d name of d sender!

i trust on cigarette more than a girl

cuz i damage my lungs not my heart

 

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too....!

Love is like a "pant" Bt frndship is like "chaddi" Bcoz "pant" phat bhi jaye to chaddi izzat bacha leti H So thnx 4being my "chaddi" send all2 ur 'chaddies'

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

No matter how bad we are,we are not totally useless...
We can always be used as a bad example...!!
Be POSITIVE...

if you Hide, i'll Seek you

if you Lost, i'll search you

if you'll leave me, i'll wait for you

if day take you away from me, i'll fight for you

But if u stop missing me, i'll bite you.....

A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

Hi! Need one girl to marry...
Age no bar, color no bar,
Height no bar,
Caste no bar,
but.... girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS

Best Traffic Ad of the year:
Picture of Lord GANESHA with a saying:-
"Care 4 U'r head & wear hemlet , not every1 gets a replacement like me...."

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat,
& Say "Its too early.Let me sleep again"

True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW

how to kill a girl?

give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmotics
and lock her i a room
without a mirror
......

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.

wats diffrence betwn PROBLEM,TALENT,&LUCK?



2 boys love 1 girl-PROBLEM


1 boy loves 2 girls-TALENT


2 girls loves 1 boy-LUCK

:D

THIS MESAGE IS STREICTLY 4 SMART N CUTE READERS .SINCE U HAVE RECEIVED IT .............. OBVIOUSLY .....




ITS A TECHNICAL FAULT..........

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

Real Fact: Even though guys buy 220cc Pulsar or 350cc Royal Enfields.. It is used 2 follow 80cc Scooty Pept..!!

HAA-HAA-HAA
How do you cut roads????
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By LAUGHING...Because...
'Haste Haste Cut jaaye Raste

NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
It can only be changed from one girl to another....

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What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning…
So study hard ok !!!!

When 2 Couples Come Face To Face,
Wives Look At Each Others' DRESSES
&
Husbands Look At Each Others Wives. . . . =O ;->

two way for death
FAST DEATH
1.take long rope tie in your neck and die

SLOW DEATH
take small rope and tie it on girls neck and marry...

love is d second mistake of god.....
women r first one...
bt wat d fact and similarity batwin both is
that ...........
BOTH MISTAKES R DAMN BEAUTIFUL.......

newtons law of luv:
every boy on earth is attracted towrds a girl wid a force propotionalto beauty of girl and inversly prpotionl to strenghth of her brothers

have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST

Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin

why a man not sleep for 50 day's
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N o t h i n g
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E x p e n s i v e
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American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!