PUNCHING SMS

A Toilet is like a Commitee Meeting.
People come with Lot of Pressure,Sit,
Create a Lot of Noise & Ultimately
DROP d MATT

Evryday I Wait 4 Ur Msg
Bt U Forgts Evryday.
Bt Now,
I wil Jump Out of d Train..

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Wen it Stops!

Stop Smiling,
I m Serious!!

My friend asked me whether a monkey can read SMS... U no wat i did??





I proved it by sending you dis msg...
Gud eve...

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A meeting is the assembly of those intelligent person who singly can do nothing but together they sit and decide that nothing can be done

An interesting line written At the back of a Biker's Shirt-:

"If u r able 2 c dis, please tell me that my Girlfriend has fallen off..'!!

A Company offrd Rs 500 for each Money-Saving Idea. 1st prize went to the Employee who suggested d Award b cut to Rs 2

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab, and you think the fare is the time..

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!

Today Is World Red Rose Day.

If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call

N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend

N See Hw Many Missed Call U Get

Hi today is topup day,so topup my no if you are one of the following type of friend:

Rs10=just frnd
Rs30=nice frnd
Rs50=sweet frd
Rs121=cute frd
Rs301=gud frd
Rs501=caring frd
Rs1001=best frd (God)

This is a chance to prove ur Friendship…
Hurry up..

Ultimately we had
to Spend Liquor Money
to Get back Memorabilia
of a Person who
was Against Liquor.
So Keep Drinking.
Help in Saving Reputation
of India!
Cheers

Pakistan means
P= Pistol
A= Atom bomb
K= KUhd kash hamla
I= Ilm ki kami
S= Sarko pe pani
T= Trafic jam
A= Awam’s sleeping
N= No response

If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,then 5=?
Think befor scrolling down!
Answer is 1,
Remember 1st line 1=5!
Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe :)

Please note my new number of ZONG (China Tel)
Now send your sms and call at this new number….
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The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)

You think of me & i think of you.
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what it means?
It means we both..
Have no other work to do!
Dono velay ;-)

AAJ KA DINNER:
PYAAR KI ROTI,
KHUSHI KI SABJI,
CHAHAT KA RAITA,
RISHTO KA SALAD,
FRIEND SHIP KI DISH..
YOUR BILL..
JUST 1SMS WHEN YOU ARE FREE

Watch "AAj Tak NEWS" now.
75 college GIRL r Admitted in Apollo Hospital 4 suicide attempt?

Reason-

My mobile was swithtd off, last night.

Love ur job. . . but never fall in love with ur company,
Bcoz u never know when ur company will stop loving u. . !!

In college days..she came into my life ..
I kept lookin at her.
She smiled..,
Yet i kept quiet…
She began 2 speak..,
I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…,
I started running behind her requesting .

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Mam …mam…mam
attendance…

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For missed calls only…
What an idea . . .

MORAL STORY OF
MILLIONAIRE:
Money can't buy
Happiness....
But Somehow itz More
Comfortable 2 Cry in a
BMW Car than on a
Cycle..!!

DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOBILE
TO TOILET.!
Wonder why.?
Because you canNOT. . .

WALK WHEN YOU TALK ! B-)
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI.?:)
Keep smilililing. .

A Golden message for Youngsters.
A Bright Future CAN Give U Many Beautiful Girls.
But a Beautiful Girl CANNOT Give U a Bright Future.

If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind()
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"

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