sms gustakhi manf

                                             very funny

My New Theory- Argument wins the person, but looses the relation ...., So don't argue with ur friends just...., just kick them & say, I am correct.

FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. haha

Simple but true:

One Who sends more 4ward msgs to all.?
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Is The 1 who is does not have a girlfrnd.

SUBSE BADA DESH PREMI KOUN?


SOCHO..


THODA AUR SOCHO..


FIR SE SOCHO..

"A PERSON SITTING ON WESTERN TOILET
IN INDIAN STYLE"...!!!

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
RESPACT HER
HONOUR HER
LOVE HER
CARE FOR HER
SPEND ON HER
BUT,
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY;
JUST SMILE.

Lion sleep 18 hrs a day,

If Hard work is the secret to success,then donkey would have been the king of jungle.

Dedicated to all my lazy friends!!

If it is raining now, i am sure that u must b happy...
U must b the feelings like going out and dance a bit , sing a song, splash water....


Right..?

Every frog feels like this!!!

Gals Language:
Stupid(U r Smart)
Idiot(U r Cute)
Shut up(I Luv u)
I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
GN(All slept u can cal me nw)
Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd

an apple a day.
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.becomes potty the enxt day
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DONT BREAK ANY1NSE HEART
THEY HAVE ONLY 1 OF IT
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BREAK THEIR BONES
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THEY HAVE 206 OF THEM

In D Corridors Of Malls Do U Know Y Boyz Catch Gal's Hands?

Coz If Dey Leave Der Hand Dey Vil Go 4 Shoppin!

It Looks Romantic
But Its Economic.

A man going in the car with his wife.
He writes on the rear glass...

" DO NOT DISTURB....AL READY VERY DISTURBED."

When U Feel sad,
Go Infront Of mirror,
Look At urself Say I Am so Cute.
U Will smile automatically.
But don't Make It habit,
Bcoz roz Roz Mazaak Achha nahi hota..

Work hard,but make time for your love,friends and family,Nobody remembers powerpoint Presentation on ur dying day....

New style of proposing.
Boy: Can I take ur photo.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age.

When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

Wat's the Perfect Example of Both Good Luck & Bad Luck @ same time?
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D Naughty Wind Blows d Girl's Skirt high,
Bt Also Brings Dust in d Boy's Eyes..!!

Good Parents says do only arrange marriage, Better parents says do whatever u like, but best parents says "beta LUV tum karo Arrange hum kara denge.... :-)

You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

lions sleep 18 hrs a day...If hardwork was key 2 success ... donkey would hav been the king of d jungle...

Physics would hav been mch bttr if tree fel on Newton's head instead of an apple....

I'm worried about 100 mts race at commonwealth,They might fix a Board Near Start Line " GO SLOW,MEN AT WORK...

Meaning of P_A_K_I_S_T_A_N
P-Pyare?
A-Aman?
K-Khushhaali?
I-Insaaf?
S-shanti?
T-Tarakki?
A-Ahinsa?
N-Not available here?

Good Day..

RISK is my life!
IMPOSSIBLE is
my love!

POSSIBLE is my
aim!

DANGEROUS is
my game!
Don't play wid me
Bcoz.
Santi iz My N

A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife...and then accepts all her amendments!

The basic fact of relation between Bhagwaan & Insaan;

Bhagwaan gives , gives , gives & forgives…

Insaan:gets , gets ,gets & forgets…….

I like u

I miss u

I love u

I find u my best friend.

I respect u

I care u

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These are all examples of present indefinite tense

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta
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Anek "ta" me ek "TA"

yes !! I knew it!!
The world will not end in 2012 -

I just found a bottle of ketchup that expires in 2013.

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha