DEKHO HAS NA DENA

If i send a forward will it b forwarded enough so that the forward is forwarded back to d forwarder forwardly? See dis forward is being forwarded now.

Friendship
is not
just a word ..

Not
merely a
relationship ..

Its a
silent promise
which says ..


I will be
a headache for u
alwayz

While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

As a Friend, I asked you stone, you gave me Statue,
I asked you Leaf, You gave me a Flower,
I asked your hanky for my tears but you gave your hand.
Really you are "DEAF".

When you said, "I love you,"
I went over the moon.
My heart sang its glory,
The stars sang in tune.

As when with a word
God brought forth light,
So with these words
You ended my night.

A friend who you can call anytime,
whom you can irritate all day and night.
One who listens to your endless talks,
and who is only yours even after a fight.

Do you know the difference between a wife and a girl friend???
wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all the time,
girl friend is like a cheque,which may bounce at any time.

Three guys meet in a bar.
1st guy: I am a DJ!
2nd guy: I am a VJ!
3rd guy: I am a BJ!
1st & 2nd guy: what? BJ?
3rd guy: "BALD JOE

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

GYAN OF D MILLENIUM-
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten

LAW OF FRIENDSHIP-
Nvr make ur frnds feel lonely wen u r on earth..
Disturb them as much as u can..
Let them feel ur presence!
Show them u r damn alive! :-)

Life is a test,
Thus say the rest,
For me its best,
As I live in zest,
Knowing I have now you,
The best,tested friend abreast!

1st 3 months
Perfume & Flowrs


Aftr 3 yrs
Baby Powdr,Cream, Lotion


Aftr 30 yrs

Vicks & Tiger baam n medicines ;->

BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China-

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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"

Students r more genious thn tchrs.......coz tchrs complete their syllabus in 1 yr n stdnt in jst 1 day

Last night my books were dancing in my dream .Do u know on which song? Guess??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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the chappals u lost at the temple

leave application
oh my teacher! when i come rain start chum chum..... leg my phisla gira mai dham
bag was neeche uper was hum isliye for 2 days I cannot come

I Saw A Dream Last Nite, Only U & Me, U Know What Happened?? U Were Looking So Inocent.. Bcoz I Was Eating Maggi & U Were Saying- "1 Chammach dede..."

In France LOVE is a Comedy In England
LOVE is a Tragedy In Italy
LOVE is a Wonder In Germany
LOVE is a Drama but In India
LOVE is a National Game for Boys.