munni ke badnam sms

                                    funny sms

Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall... ;->

Smartness runs in my family...... When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years........

People Like You r
One In Billion
So Always Take Care Of
Yourself, Coz
I Ain't In A Mood To Search
Another Billion For A Lovely
Person Like You :)

When I was a Cute Child,

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

"Marriage is like putting your hand

Into a bag of snakes in the

Hope of pulling out an eel."

"The difference between divorce and legal separation

Is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

Pleaz pray 4 me...
,***,
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>--
..My medical
results diagnosed
that Im becoming
cuter daily.

But don't worry
its not contagious;
just INCURABLE!

ou can read it without mistake

Good unerdsanding bteweene ecah ohther is rael fierndsihp
Eevn if we hvae so mnay msiunerdsantndig lkie tish msseaeg
Bt i konw u cna read it withotu msitaek.

long long ago their lived people who sacrificed their
money
time
sleep
family
food
laughter
were called saints
now they r called
BOY FRNDS

Don't Trust Money,

Bcoz it gives Bed but not Sleep

It gives Books but not Mind

It gives Luxuries but not Happiness

So


Transfer it to My Account..

Height of my bad luck!
I want to kiss the most attractive "person" in the world but. . .
oh!
My lips can't touch My Cheeks...

Its Too Hard To Loose Someone,

Who is...

95% Cute,

96% Sweet,

97% Loving,

98% Talented,
And
100% Friendly.


And


What A Shame If You Lose Me. :-)

Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
&

Finally

But
Truely



I am so sweet..

What would happen if women ruled the world?

There would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each other... ;->

human faal in love,
that is normal.
cowes eat grass,
that is ok.
but when z monkey
press a mobile keybored
amazing!!!
r u still pressing?

A very wise saying:
If u dont succeed in d first try,



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Erase d proof tht u evr tried..!



Self respect bhi koi cheez hoti hai yaar.

Q: Pyar krke shaadi krni chahiye ya fir shaadi krke pyar krna chahiye?

Best rply:Shadi krke pyar krna chahiye pr is ki khabr biwi ya hsbnd ko n lagni chahiye.

If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks & The Signs Of Skin Aging Try...
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP ;->

why do girls prefer Love marrige than an arrange one
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Coz a known Kamina is better then an unknown

R u emotionally dumbed?

Creatively challenged?

Artistically void?

Socially hopeless?

And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a

PAKISTANI!

To Know A Person

Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . .

Than

Than What. . .

He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . .

Just Runnn . . . ;->

A man in temple left a notice,


"Don't steal my shoes,-boxing champion"



when he returns,he sees shoes missing, with a notice,



"Don't try to catch me,-Olympic champion".

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.......

World's Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar:-):-D

Thought 4 d day......Never underestimate anyone.....Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM......Can u bite its BUM ???.....Mind it !!

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

The worst period of college life is called
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"STUDY HOLIDAYS..!'
where you can neither study nor enjoy..! ;-)

Which is d best of 2? School or college life?"Add +1 to ur ans & frwd it 2 ur frnds" Vote: school=20050 college=1781 dnt stop..
keep frwrding.

Breaking news, pakistan cricket stadiums are now available for marriage lawns. For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board) former knwn as 

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?

If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

Joke: Studies have shown that majority of college student suffer from intense pain of lower jaw. This is due to uncontrolled excessive yawning during lecture.

If all Indians start studying

All get good marks
but

jobs are limit


more unemployment

more youth suicides

more crime




SAVE INDIA
Stop Studying !!!

Greàt Wørds...

"This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don't Know How People Find Time For Study."

William Nalaiq:-)

Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx Nimtejat Peradege.
Tinta Reamy Pejage."


Samajh Aya Kuch?
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Nahi Na
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..

Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.

Comparison of a
CHOCOLATE n a KISS...
1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY,
3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE
4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCH.

Secret of happy life:
Get a girl who
cooks well,
Get a girl who
looks well,
Get a girl who
is rich
But
Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each other

A terror for the day
When I was studying in schol my Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..

Do u know why?

Because, I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!

Why Boys r so Careles & Irresponsible ?
B'Coz they know that Somwehere some Sweet & Innocent Girl is Learning 2 be Responsible 4 them..!!

sumtimes ....there r no words 2 describe how much we feel bout some ppl ....
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THANK GOD, HE GAVE US D MIDDLE FINGER....!!! :P

After a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,
Wah Wah

after a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,

Taste me best Mummy aur Everest.,

There is nothing greater than "PARENTS"
in this world...

so...

GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. ;-)

Mother is the power of earth.she is the symbol of love..do you know
really who is mother?

Fool...Mother is the wife of father..

No clap Pls!

A song for all married people-

Give me some sunshine-
Give me some rain-
Give me another chance-
I want to be SINGLE once again

Boys have fun by teasing girlz,
Den girlz cry fr few mins.
Girls have fun by loving boyz
Den boyz cry fr life time

Guy: You Look Like My Wife..
Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married..!

Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!

Difference between ignorance and self control

When u c d mirror, u don't laugh thatz IGNORANCE

When i look at u,i also dont laugh thatz
SELF CONTROL

A FAITHFUL husband is one who.....
Always thinks of his wife while sleeping with other Women.

Rather than thinking of other women while sleeping wtih his Wife.

Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?
acidic !
why ?
because it has a Ph value of 1
phone = ph one - pH 1
now plz go and hit ur head :D

Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.
Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.
Why?
PJ of the Millenium:
bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.

if u r with 1girls
its anand
if with 2 girls
maha anand
with 3girls
parama nand
but if u r with many girls
its
swami nityananda

we realise the value of life increases only after it is lost........




eg:- Alive chicken 60 rs....
chicken tandoori 280 rs....

There are Two Words in a Person's Life
That Will Open Many Doors for Him.

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Push and Pull. :-)

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

"Maths & Women r the 2 most complicated things in d world."
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Maths, atleast, has Log

difference between ignorance and selfcontrol
when u c d mirror, u dont laugh thatz IGNORANCE
when i look at u,i also dont laugh thatz
SELF CONTROL

An Australian court thinks that a woman in tight-jeans cannot be raped without her consent!

When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

cutest letter by a little kid:
dear maths,

pleas grow up n solve ur own problems:-):-)

To be consistent with the popular trait, N.W.F.P

(No Women for Pathan)

has been re-named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua - K.P.K

(Khan Pay Khan)

An Admirable Decision.

Afantastic sing board displayed in highways for rncouraging slow driving...
"Mr LATE" is always better then "LATE Mr."

Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlour...

"Dont whistle at d girl going out from here...

.....she might be ur grandmother...

What is D difference between POETRY & ESSAY.

Any word you uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY. While anything said by WIFE is ESSAY.

Thought of the day :"Behind every successful man there is a woman and behind her there is a man looking at ass"..

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless…
Ohhh GOD…am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

rate of load shedding is

directly proportional to the temperaature of

atmosphere provided da beghairtee of wapda remains constant.

A woman is always right.
Sometimes confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, irritable and even downright stupid.... but NEVER EVER wrong...!

Little advice to guys:
“Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!!!...

Newton’s New Law of motion
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“Loose motions can never be done is slow motion”

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)

What is difference between bus conductor & driver?
Ans. Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega

Height of shame :


A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

Why Madras is named Chennai?
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B'Coz Madrasis wear Lungi in which there is no zip...
CHEN-NAI
Samjhe

Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government

How to grow up a Baby into an absolutely honest, Innocent, Lovable, Truthful, and an extremely intelligent Kid.?
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Ask My Parents

Billboard On The Side Of The Road:


"Keep Your Eyes On The Road

And Stop Reading These Boards." :-)

GOd is great.

One such example is here

He blows the naughty wind which blows the gal’s skirt high, But he sends dust along to close the boys eyes as well.

2day I Walked on d Road,Suddenly 5 Policemen Surrounded Me,I got Amazed.
I Asked Police:Y r U Surrounding Me?
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Police:Bcz Govt. Order "SAVE OUR TIGERS"

Teacher to Electronics Students
NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?

Student:- P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Pejama Holding Device.

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;

Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

Girlfriend is like paanipuri always tasty, "lover" is like pizza, hot n spicy, "wife" is like dalchawal no other option but good 4 health.

when U WERE Born....
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The Cloud Parted,
Sun shined
and God appeared in front of all
and say
"SORRY FOR MISTAKE" kindly adjust it...

A bright future can give you many beautiful girls.




But a beautiful girl cannot give you a bright future.


From-
Boy's Welfare Association.

Jaago Kamino jaago.

For 1st time I realy want to Celebrate dis spclDay with u. Plz apna gaal aage karein,I wana giv u smthng on ur Cheeks, SLAP.(chataak).Hapy SLAP DAY.

deal pair does not require ,
compatible looks,
compatible nature,
same taste &
same size ..........

The best example is......

GATHIYA & JALEBI............

What will u find inside a very clean nose like urs?
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A LOT OF FINGER PRINTS..
HAHAHAHA

Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay

Arrange marriage means when v r walking nd unfortunetely snake bites.......nd love marriage means v going 2 da snake nd sayin........KAATLE KAATLE

Lalit Modi, was
Surrounded by
Preity
Shilpa
Katrina, etc.....

But
Now is Surrounded
by The IT officials.....

He has Gone From D
AXE Effect to the
TAX Effect..

boy touched the hand of his gf and said-u r so hot baby
girl slapped and say-salle 103 fever pe bhi tujhe ashique sujh rahi hai

I wrote this shortly after my first marriage, a long long time ago, trying to describe the evolution of love. From my First Love to what I thought at the time was my Last

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

finding a right boy with all good qualities is like finding a right book that covers whole semester syllabus..
mission impossible.

ULTIMATE MEANING OF LOVE

'What is special in Love? Nothing special. it has two vowels, two consonants and two fools'

10 Terrorists
Came by BOAT recently..
543 Terrorists will
Soon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……

This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..

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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!

….If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?

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“The Mummy Returns”

Boys go to college
to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens

height of honesty...
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.a pregnent mother buy one and half ticket in bus...

Every orning get up n look throgh the FORBBIES list of richest people in the world.if ur name is not there PLEASE GO TO WORK..

If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!

What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!

What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.

D most Romantic state of India.....???

Guess......!!!

O....Yes!!!

West Bengal...!!!

U know why????

Har raat we're having candle light dinner....

thanxx to d West Bengal State Electricity Board...!!!

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

crazy doc to patient:There are no medicines,the only thing that can stop the hair falling is the floor!

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->

One basic difference between girls and boys- girlz gives, gives, gives and forgives, but boyz gets, gets, gets, and forgets.........

Student's Exam life

9 am- wake up

10am- Breakfast

11am- Thinking to score 80%

1pm- Lunch & den sleep

5pm-Tea

6pm- Thinking to score 60%

9pm-Dinner

10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!

i saw an interesting line on girls t-shirt-"ONLY ENGINEERS CAN SEE HIDDEN LINES AND MSSING CURVES."

after getting up in the morning,
pray 2 god thank u god 4 making my day,
begin wid the sms of dis genius sender,
whoz smartnes will inspire me whole day..

U get rich as U grow old
U start getting Silver in ur hair.
Gold in ur teeth.
Sugar in ur blood.
Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS!!

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room So if u see darknes in ur life assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u... (A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, Why do u pray so? He answered, My wife dreads lizards.

I Always pray for You that. May your life Be Bright & Sunny. and your partner be Fat & Funny May your life be filled with Roses and You have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

¤”Most innocent & Heart touching lines said by a true Lover to his Love while Break-Up” “Baji Mery Gift Wapas Kr Dain”

A husband's cute love quote:"Even my child started walking without any support but my wife still feels to hold my hand while walking..."

people say that you can`t live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important...

Best present 2 b given

2 friend-honesty

2 enemy-forgivness

2 parents-care
2 god-our lyf

2 me-
*Apple i phone 16GB
*Video i-pod
*Play station-3..!!!!

Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..

Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..

Wat Is Proved??

"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!

Those Who Know Me,
Know Me Well,

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Waah Waah!

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Those Who Know Me,
Know Me Well

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Those Who do Not,
"Juz Go To Hell!";->

satya

I 'M Master Mind

I'M Master Mind.

I' M Master Mind.

I'M Master Mind.

But s0rRy
I cULd N0t b uR

Bec0z u R
WiTouT Mind.

Funny But Fact:

Boys n Girls get into Love becoz of Misundrstngs...










And hate each other when they started to understand each other.

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.

"Be nice to people who smoke and drink.. They won't be around us for long time"....!

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.

I was worried in dream 2nite
I saw All the devils of the world have died,
Can u give me only 1 sms or miscall
2 make me sure dat Ur still alive.

Close ur eyes and imagine this,
The one u love just gave u a kiss.
Move closer, have no fear,
Dont open ur eyes or the dream will disappear.

advantage of not having LOVER
1.can sleep wel.
2 can save money
3 no worry abt how u look
4 no misd calls in mid night
5 no need to rechrg 2ce a dy
6 the mst imprtant is u cn fwd this
to all proud singles :

dear frnd plz don't keep me in yuor heart but keep me in your brain...
because rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho,rehne me utna hi maza hai.

U can control ur breadth,not ur death.
u can control ur life but not wife...
u can control emotions.....but not
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loose motions..ha ha

Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigerator!

HABIT never goes
if u remove H
A-BIT remains
If u remove A
BIT remains and
IF u remove B
It still remains.
So my habit of
scrapping u
will never go.

What will be the name of Akshay Kumar at the age of 47 years.
Answer:- AK-47

Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen studnts luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..

THE THING I LIKED ABOUT U MOST THAT U R SO SENTIMENTAL BUT 10% SENTI AND 90%MENTAL

There are two types of

people in this world:

good and bad.

The good sleep better,

but the bad seem to enjoy

the waking hours much more.

Brucelee’s Favourites:
Favourite Vegetable: Mu-Lee.
Favourite Breakfast: Id-Lee.
Favourite Animal: Bilee,
Favourite Actor: Chame-Lee.
Favourite Music: Qawwa-Lee,
Favourite Timepaas: Khuj-Lee…

Girl’s Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy’s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE
Either Water Falls On Mobile
(Or)
Mobile Fals In Water,
Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi

You Know why Women starts with "W" because all all questions starts with "W"... Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whome? Where? and finally Wife...!!

I believe that the Great word "STUDYING" was derived from the two words :"STUdents+DYING"...: If ur opinion is also same then send this to all...

A deep love story:

Once upon a time true lovers went for a long walk,
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remaining story will be published when they return.

What a strange society....!

We dont believe in life after death but yet people always ask what next after engineering...!

I love stdyng.. Unfortunatly, if i do study, d course gets finishd..
Hw can i finish smthng i love?
So i dont study...
Enjoy laziness...
Laziness rocks!!;-)

Do U know full form of wife = " Worries in life Forever"

Advice og your dentist 'Treat ur girlfriend like toothbrush. dont share it and change it sfter 3 m

Never make ur frnds feel alone while U r on earth. Dsturb dem as mch as U cn. Let dem feel ur presnce! Show dem U r DAMN ALIVE!!

Past brings tears,
future brings fear,
so live in present
&
drink chiled bear.

4Ur SMS is brkfast 4 me,ur SMS is lunch 4 me,ur SMS is diner 4 me BUT my dear friend,today is not my Upvas then why r u not sending SMS 2 me

You can impress anybody by your style Attitude. Talent Intelligence & if that is not enough then just say them I am Aji "FRIEND"..!

Whenver any1 SAYs sumthin bad 2 u, dnt cry.Remember, it takes 49muscles to cry &12muscles to smile,Bt only 6 muscles to gv a punch,, toh ghuma k dena saale ko.

If i send a forward will it b forwarded enough so that the forward is forwarded back to d forwarder forwardly? See dis forward is being forwarded now.

Friendship
is not
just a word ..

Not
merely a
relationship ..

Its a
silent promise
which says ..


I will be
a headache for u
alwayz...!

While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!34 people lik

As a Friend, I asked you stone, you gave me Statue,
I asked you Leaf, You gave me a Flower,
I asked your hanky for my tears but you gave your hand.
Really you are "DEAF".

When you said, "I love you,"
I went over the moon.
My heart sang its glory,
The stars sang in tune.

As when with a word
God brought forth light,
So with these words
You ended my night.

A friend who you can call anytime,
whom you can irritate all day and night.
One who listens to your endless talks,
and who is only yours even after a fight.

Do you know the difference between a wife and a girl friend???
wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all the time,
girl friend is like a cheque,which may bounce at any time.

Three guys meet in a bar.
1st guy: I am a DJ!
2nd guy: I am a VJ!
3rd guy: I am a BJ!
1st & 2nd guy: what? BJ?
3rd guy: "BALD JOE"

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

GYAN OF D MILLENIUM
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P