new funny sms

 Make luv to your Girlfriend on Valentines day
she will give you good news on Mothers day
and u will have childrens on Childrens day
Don’t try this at everyone otherwise
u will have bad news on DEC 1(AIDS DAY)

The Friend Who Luv u Will Fight U More too Bt If

u Drop a Tear He Will Fight Da World 2 Stop Ur TEars So

Never Lose The Loving Friend ) Like ME

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can’t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight

Thank u my glasse

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile... =

KAJOL IS THE TERRORIST & SHE USES SHAHRUKH'S DECENCY &

HONESTY TO HELP HER ASSOCIATES ATTACK THE TWIN TOWERS

(THE 9/11 CASE)..
NOW ENJOY WATCHING THE MONIE- MY NAME IS KHAN!! ;-)

definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees,makes papers and writes "SAVE TREES" on it..!!! Funny people.....!!!!

Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS

whn u get dis sms send it to one person u love,
one u hate,one u always thnk of &
one u wish 2 kill..now keep
guessin y i sent it to U.

 What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT’s !
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Yeskia . . . . .

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him “Lofer”

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It “Offer”

Feel D Difference

If u really wanna know the meaning of life…???

then…

then….

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look in the Dictionary…

4 Years

40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

40000 Submissions

A Normal Human Being Can’t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called

** DOCTORS **

Q - What's The Definition Of Women?
Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours
While Standing At The Door
But Won't Sit
Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-);-

Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

Congratulation!!! You are awarded da degree of MBA for not sending sms MBA Means

"Member of Bhikari(Beggar) Association"

Forward this to All other MBA's.

If u luv sum1 truly, then recharge my mobile vd atleast Rs 50/-
& u'll get married to ur luv!!
Dont ignore! Its working!!
At least try!! ;-)

ULTRA HEIGHT OF LAZYNESS-
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SLEEPING & DREAMING..
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In DREAMING also SLEEPING!!!

Try this Game :

Take ur Mobile, select vibrate mode & put in water & call from landline,

Ur mobile will start swimming!
It's a jolly game..
Plz Plz try it

Ther r 3 rooms 1.Gold Coins 2.Curency Notes 3.Cotton Bags If d 3 rooms catches FIRE. On which room will d ambulance pour water? Rply soon I m waiting.

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!

SAVE WATER!
SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR'S DAUGHTER!! ;-

How do you know a man is planning for the future?
He buys 2 cases of beer instead of the 1.

I feel the feel u feel,do u feel the feel i feel?If u feel the feel i feel, i too feel the feel u feel. So u dnt feel my dear

U hav cute eyes,

U hav sweet voice,

U hav beautifull nose,

U hav smart look,

U hav sharp brain.


Ohh teri di ! Phir galat numbr te snd ho geya...!

Fact 1-A cigarette reduces a man's life by 5mins.
Fact 2-Smile increases a man's life by 10mins.
MORAL-A smiling smoker never dies.
:)

she: all my life i have been saving my kisses for a men like you.
he:- So you are ready to lose the savings of lifetime.