ultra height of lazyness:
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sleeping and dreaming...
In dream also sleeping and dreaming about sleeping.
WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUTH & LIE
TRUTH IS DEBIT CARD IN WHICH YOU HAVE TO PAY FIRST AND THAN ENJOY WHILE LIE IS CREDIT CARD FIRST ENJOY AND AT THE END PAY IT
Our parents spend the first 12 Months of our lives teaching us 2 walk & talk...
And next 24 Years telling us to sit down & shut up!!!
Golden Words
"Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses".
And u become Non sense! ;-)
The Best Prank Call Ever:
"Hello KFC?"
- " Yes, How can I help you sir?"
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" I want MACDONALD'S number!!! :-P
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason.
Bus meri mat maari gayi thi...!
Lips r lyk friends. If we say Studying,reading, writing d lips wil nvr join! t if we say party,bunking playing,travling shopping saale fat se jud jate hain!!
We need 3 things in lyf..
-LOVE to make us weak..
-ALCOHOL to make us strong..
n
-FRIENDS to pick us up wen both these things make us hit the floor..
;-)
Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven-!
bcos
they have already gone through hell-!!
Software company names:
NIIT- Not Interested in Technologies!
TCS- Totally confused system!
WIPRO-Weak Input,Poor n Rubbish Output!
HCL-hidden Costs n Losses!
Ques-Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti he
Ans-Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati he
Baddsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai.;-)
In Life,Don't Settle for someone who can buy you just a Coffee. Go for someone who can actually make it for You !!! Little Efforts make a Big Difference..!!
Boy to girl Before Exam:
Hey All The Best,
Girl Also Told The Same.
But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.
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Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart. :-)
Newton's 4th law ki shandar kamyabi ke bad
"Newton's 5th law":
If you move around a tree with the double speed of light,
You Can Kick Your Own Hips!!
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ?
:*Fresh Flower for you*
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*What are you looking for?
Flowers..?
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*Have Some Sense Yaar...
Ye Moblie hai "Gamla Nahi"
Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...
Wah,wah!
Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...
2 paralel lines can nvr intrsect each other..
Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans : 4
1) Tere Wali
2) Mere Wali
3) Teri bhabhi
4) Meri bhabhi..
B-)
batao jo bilkul
kutte jaisa dikhata
hai
lekin sirf 3 pero par
chalta hai?
sacho
langada kutta
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