Monday, October 4, 2010

SMS INSULT

no visits... 

no calls.. 

no sms's... 

no letters... 

no missed calls.. 

I'm worried... 

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya? 


Aapke haath me 
mobile hai.. 

Chehere pe khubh c 
smile hai... 

SMS ki aChchi khasi 
File hai... 

Phir bhi 
SMS nahi karte... 

yaar, yeh kaun sa 
stupid style hai?? 


Agar Don hota to dialouge kya hota? 
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... 

4 roses, just for you! 
1st for Friendship. 
2nd for Wealth. 
3rd for Happiness. 

and the last one.. 

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. 



Who Wants 2 B A 
£MILLIONAIRE£ 

Let's play? 
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: 


A.Cunt 
B.Wanker 
C.Rsole 
D.Twat 



50/50 


 a friend? 


Ring me! I will tell you! 


Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai.... 

Fuddu se yaad aaya 

Kaisa hai tu..!! 


Press Down if u think u r MAD. 
I can't Believe u Did That! 
Again? 
For God Sake! LORD!! 
Why u Still Doing it? 
Truth is out now! 
MENTAL CASE!! 


Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... 


Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. 

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. 

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, 
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, 
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi. 


Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. 


I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet : WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! 

Taste dis SMS 
Did u feel da taste of ginger? 
No? 
Sure? 
Well..... 
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! 


Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? 
No??? 
Quickly see your driving license. 


Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss. 


Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, 
Chuse hue Aam,k Retired Bander, 
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai)

You=lovely 
You=perfect 
You=beautiful 
You=amazing 
You=sweet 
You=cute 
You=genius 
You=fantastic 
You=fabulous 
Me=liar 


Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did. 


U r Ultimate 
U r Lovely 
U r Likable 
U r Unique 
In short ...... 
U r ULLU !!! 


Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. 
Mouse 
BIRD 
Monkey 
haila...! U 2 


Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. 


One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you! 


Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. 
Stars+moon = A romantic night. 
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. 
U+ur smile = Bhaago aaya.

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