Monday, October 4, 2010

SMS FOOL

U are a... 



B. I. T. C. H. 



Beautiful 



Intelligent 



Talented 



Cute 



Horny 



r u smiling now? 



*YOU BITCH* 


WARNING ! ! ! 



This is a VIRUS . . . 



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN 


You are a GHONCHU.. 

G-reat 
H-ot 
O-ne in million 
N-aughty 
C-ute 
H-umble 
U-nique 

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... 


Hi, 

Doing nothing? 

Then Make a Place, 

4 Me in ur !! 

I May come there any time! 

Ur's Faithfully, 

"HeArT aTtAcK"

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEA

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. 
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! 

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... 

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Ai hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....? 


SomeOne.. 
MiSSES U.. 
NeeDS U.. 
Worries About U 
Lonely Without U 
Guess Who? 
THE MONKEY IN 
... THE ZOO ... 


Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai. 


Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... 






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.. 


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! 


Just a second, don't misunderstand. 
CUTE means: 
Creating 
Useless 
Troubles 
Everywhere.. 


You are equal to sixty james bond! 


How?? 


007 * 60 = 420 

Plz don't read this 


Nahi to 
ho jayega 

Kya? 

Arre wahi 
jis se hum darte hai 
? 
? 
? 
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai 
? 
? 
? 
dekha ho gaya na 
? 
? 
TIME WASTE!! 


Attendence.. 

Pappu 

Yes Sir 

Bablu 

Yes Sir 

Tinku 

Yes Sir 

Ullu 

?? 

Ullu 

?? 

Ullu 

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa. 


ov      o 

l    e   Y U 

ov       o 

l   e    Y u 

L V e   ou 

HARI OM!! 
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo. 


Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya 
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai... 


We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank? 


U R the one who is CHARMING 
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT 
U R the one who is CUTE 
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS. 

A - U r Attractive 
B - U r the Best 
C - U r Cute 
D - U r Dear 2 Me 
E - U r Excellent 
F - U r Funny 
G - U r Good-Looking 
H - hehehe 
I - I'm 
J - JOKING 


So Sweet is ur SMILE??? 
so Sweet is ur STYLE??? 
so Sweet is ur VOICE??? 
so Sweet is ur EYE????? 
see .......how Sweetly

 utha ke karo. 
Tange feala ke karo. 
Ghuma ghuma ke karo. 
Aage peechey dono taraf karo. 
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. 
*Ramdev ji ka yoga. 


For pepsi "shahrukh" 


For coke "aamir" 


For mirinda "vivek" 


For fanta "rani" 


& For Thums Up "Akshay" 


Don't worry 
For Bante wala soda "You" 
Cheers !!! 


When things go wrong 


When sadness fills your heart 


When tears flow in your eyes 


Always remember 3 things 
1) I am with you 
2) You have money 
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream. 

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST 


Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! 


If u don't mind 


If u don't feel bad 



If don't hesitate 



Please...... 



give me a 



K 



ki 




kis 




kiss 




kiss...... 





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just RS.22.50 only. soon......

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