success, SMS

Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone.

a boy wrote love letter with his blood to a medical girl & said plz give reply 4 my letter



girl replied:



blood group = b+
hemoglobin =14gm%,
sugar= normal

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...
I must be a god!

grls life...like dogs.
school time paltu kutti.
cllge time awara kutti.
service time khujli wale kutti.
marriage time wafadar kutti.
budape me faltu kutti

imagine life without me; did you see.... how fadt you are searcching 4 me / dont worry..i am always there . . . . . . TO DISTURB YOU

Time table of a GOOD BOY
MON-Watch girl
TUE-Lovw Her
WED-Merry Her
THU-Honey Moon
FRI-divorce
SAT-Take Rest
SUN-Search Next

*SWINE FLUE SHAYARI*





wAAH RE INDIA WAAH KYA KISMAT PAYI HAI JEENA (LIFE) MAHANGA HUA TO






MAUT FOREIGN SR MANGAVAE HA

A senior student during ragging:On your marriage I will kiss your wife.
Junior:Ok fine.but I m going to marry ur sister

If i born as cloth,
I will decorate ur body..
If i born as flower,
I will decorate ur hair..
If i born as hair,
I will touch ur chick n kiss..
If i born as shoe,
I will be ur slave on ur legs..
BUT,,
Wat to do,
I born as GIRL,
Cant even be close to ur shadow..

I can lose
5 letter word
‘Money’

4 letter word
‘Food’

3 letter word
‘Joy’

2 letter word
‘Me’

But I can’t lose
ONE letter word
That’s

“U”

Mere dil ko tab bauhat jhatka laga jab maine ek ladke(boy) ko mandir(tample) mai CIGRATTE peete dekha..

GHOR KALYUG

You can't believe, mere hath se WHISKY ki bottel gir gayi.

 

In life there r 6 thing v must never loose
1 CHARACTER
2 SELF RESPECT
3 HOPE
4 HEART
5 IDENTITY
6 ??????

OF COURSE ME YAAR

Wen I Send U SMS,
It dose not Mean U Have 2 do d Same.
U can Send movie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates,.
Even DDs & Cheques r accepted..
Be different yaar.

Tortoise n Rabbit gav SSC xam.
Trtois-80Rabt-84%.Both wntd admsn in gd col
Cutoff85%
Rabt din gt bt trtois got!
Hw?
Rembr he had won d race!
Sports Quota

Marketing lessons:
You propose a girl-Directing Marketing.
You propose on phone-Tele Marketing.
Girl slaps you after proposal-Customer Feedback…

L———-
O———
V———
E———

L=loss of money.
O=out of mind.
V=vaste of time.
E=end of life.

so dont’t LOVE.
ONLY LINE MARO……

Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.

In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money.

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

B.A. - Beautiful Angel
B.E. - Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. - Beautiful Structure
B.Com - Beautiful Communication
M.B.A. - Married But Awesome!

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

3 dreame of man
1-To be as handsom as his mother think
2-To Be rich as his child think
3-To Has many gf as his wife think he has

1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani..
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29 yrs later,
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Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy IDBI..
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This shows nothing is impossible!!
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Today, Swiss bank rejected loan for me!! ;-)

99% of all women are beautiful



but,,,,the remaining 1% are in my collage

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mama say to me:p

Dear customer,ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day. So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity.HURRY UP.

To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel without touch is called
SCHIZOPHRENIA....A MENTAL DISORDER!
& Ppl think its love!! Oh God!!! ;) ”

If a cat crosses u when u r going somewhere what does it mean
?
?
?
?
?
Fool ……. It means that cat is also going somewhere ……

Without u r sms week days r like MOODOUTDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SUFFERDAY & SADDAY so plz sms me everyday

ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game

Happy Birth Day


Shocked na?
Acually aaj k din THOMAS EDISON ne Tubelight banaya tha. to maine socha ki har TUBLIGHT ko happy birthday bol du.

What is the similarity between Aamir Khan of Gajini and a student?




Both can't remember anything studied after 15 mins.

why do dogs lift their legs while urinating


do you know



because once
when a dog is urinating, the wall near to it was broken and felt on the dog and on seeing this other dogs started to lift their legs and balance the wall

HEIGHT OF LANGUAGE MISUSE:-
Stdnt seeing a monkey out of d window & d professor scolds him U R SEEING A MONKEY OUTSIDE, WHEN I'M THERE IN CLASS...........

U r very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like u.
I Always pray that u should b safe.

So plz






B careful whenever u jump from
Tree To Tree;

Top 5 reasons u take PCM

U hate sleep;
U hv enjoyed ur life enough;
U cant live without tension;
U want to take revenge on urself;
U want to pay ur sins.

Hi, Keep messaging me & win exciting prizes.
1st-lots of love
2nd-life time friendship
3rd-free stay in my heart.
OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE.

*Never make any notes(after all what for FRONT BENCHERS are there)and never even care to listen what Profs say in the class (Profs are not doing anything great,they r paid to speak for 50 mins)

Do U want Nokia N-95 in Rs.995/- also with free BSNL simcard with 1000 sms free & 950 Rs talk time........




Just log on to 

u r…
A B C D E F G H I J K L

A=Aachhe

B=Briliant

C=Cool

D=Dashing

E= Emotional

F=Fantastic

G=Great

H=Hot

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa La

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

Pick any one of these:
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
..
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.
And hit urself with it
Than

Frnshp means.
U happy , I m Happy
U Sad , I m Sad
U Cry, I m Cry
U Laugh, i Laugh
U Jump dwn frm building,
i dance dhingchank dhinchak......

A typical student flips a coin n think.Head- will go 2 sleep.Tail-will watch a move.Stands-will listen music.Stays in air-will study.

a nice piece of philosophy by a passionate smoker - i always think of leaving cigarette , bt for thinking i need a cigarette too

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?

last bench boys are always intelligent untill 1st bench gals turn and see them

Thought for you: 1.) Hardwork has never killed anyone yet, why take the chance of being the first victim. 2.) One should dream about his success, so go to sleep.

A sad love story. Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! Bf: Huhu Huhu! Gf: Huhuhuhu! Bf: Hu hu huhuhu! Gf: Huhu hu! Bf: Huhuhuhuhu! Gf: huhu Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! How sad!