sms latest jokes

 Attitude Of A 'STUDENT'

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me. How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper. I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P 

If Gandhiji would have ever thought about insurance industry
then definitely he would have put a 4th monkey with hands on his ASS.

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is 6 inch above, from the place u r looking at.

things go rite wen u walk on the path of heart but if u don't do so well dont worry untill u r thrown out of the hous

Wats d difference between Talent & Intelligence??
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Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent..
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Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence.. ;-)

Archimede's love principle-
Wen a heart is dipped partially or fully in d love of a girl, then d loss in studies is equal to time spent in her memories.. ;-)

A BAD NEWS FOR ALL YOUNG GALS & GUYS-
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Dear, This Valentine is coming on Sunday!!
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Ab kya bol k ghar se nikloge???
Ha Ha!!
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Enjoy this Valentine with ur family.

Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.
Please give your contribution to my collection.
A small condition is, It must be on
100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.

Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body,it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love.

One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent

 A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

MENopause,
MENstruation,
MENstrual pain,MENtal illness,
HISterectomy,

GUYnacologist,Ever noticed that all lady's prblems start with
MEn

Height of caring for others:
"I'd rahter shatter a single heart of mine by being single,
instead of breaking million hearts by being commited...

Most interesting lines on T Shirt of a College Girl
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E X C U S E ME
My FACE is ABOVE ;-)

The top 5 answer given by girls when proposed 1)No 2)How dare u 3)I always looked u like a gud frd 4)I dont belive in love 5)Sorry I Love _______

Which is the longest Toilet in the world?Answer: Indian railway trackbecause we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir.Proud to be an In

3 ways 2 kill urself:
1)hav a cigarate daily, u'll die 10 years early...
2)hav drinks daily, u'll die 30 years early...
3)Love someone "TRULY" u'll die daily...

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..

Such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?

70% College students in d World r sufferring from AIDS!!!
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Can't believe??
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But its true!!
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AIDS
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A- Attendance &
I- Internal marks
D- Deficiency
S- Syndrome!

Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

 A Good Friend
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
so keep in touch

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:

I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle da

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MIST

An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,

A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,

Always change
Women to change Ideas

WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE...

If You Think
Your Boss Is
"S t u p i d ..."




Remember!!





You Would Not Get The Job
If He Was Smarter..... =P ;)

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
Doubt by UKG last bench association....!

It's Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ...

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife...
If somebody else describes her to you.

Advertisement in a shop.
Guitar, for sale: Cheap� no strings attached.

Ek Company k CEO ne muje challenge dete hue kaha

"Agar tum meri Beti ko pata lo to My apni Company ka naam badal dunga."

Fir kya hua


HUTCH is now VODAFONE.

My eyes r full of uncontrollable tears
Bcoz you are far away from me.
I wish you were near me today
To cut these onions instead of me.

Unlucky In Love Are The Luckiest One

They Always Have A Chance

To Switch Their Love

From One Person To Another . . . .

Being Singal Is Cool
No Worrying Abt Any1,No Obligations & Best Of All,No Heartaches

Bt U Know What?

If U'll Never Get Ur Heart Broken,U'll Never Learn 2 Love

Full forms of SAREE
Sexy
Airful
Room of
Entertainment
Excitement

Full forms of BRA
Ball
Resting
Area

Full forms of PANTIE
Pull down
At
Night
To
Internal
Enjoy

sms lab work

aim:to disturb you

apparatus:cell

procedure
1:missed call
2:blank msg
3:repeat 1&2
result : u r disturbed .

side effect : i am disturbed

Alcohol contains female hormones
PROOF: after drnkng....
1male talk unnecessarily,
2.become over emotional
3.drive badly
4.stop thinking
5.Fight 4 nothing

 Sign Above A Classroom Clock:
"This clock will Never be Stolen,
Coz too Many Students are Watching i

lip+lip=kiss
kiss+kiss=love
love+love=sex
sex+sex=children
children+children=population. population is a great problem in our country. so be careful.

Finally I woke up!
Who ever wants to wsh me Happy Morning, can do soon!
Plz maintain Que!
Dont push each other & fight!
Tokens available till 11.59 am..
CRAZY FANS!! ;-)

As per the weather reports,there is a chance for heavy rain across karnataka for the next 2 days.Use this rare opportunity!
Dont miss this chance "TAKE BATH"....

Life is Beautiful...
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*Conditions Apply.
Excluding All Taxes.

@@ Thought of the Day @@


Dont Trust Ur Heart...........
Bcze Its Not On The Right Side....

Do u know the basic diff
btwn luv & exam !

love : you ve so many thought bt u can't expres .

Exam : you don't ve a single thought still u have 2 expres it,

Ek machchhar marne se,
koi shikari nahi ho jata.
Do char MESSAGE karne se,
koi bhikhari nahi ho jata...
...So keep messaging

Friend r like pillow,
U can hug it in happiness,
Cry on it in pain & lay head on it when tired
So when u need friend, Don't disturb me
Bazaar se pilow khrid lena..

"she is HOT!
She is SWEET!
she is always need a LIP 4kiss!
All world MAD 4her!
WHO?
Who is she?
Do u know?.........."TEA"
chai piyo mast jiyo.....