SMS HASI KE

Once Great Alexendar Saw
A Child Playing With A Lion
He Surrendered His Sword
At The Child's Feet.
Now The Child Has Grown Up
& Wishes You Good morning :-)

Security Manager is a person that creates a policy requiring appropriate firewall, anti-virus and
IDS controls be implemented prior to any new procreation process being initiated in the company.

Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is
wrong

Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

WHY
DO I
SMS U ?
IRRITATE ?
CARE ?
MISS ?
BORE ?

DO U KNOW Y ?

COZ UR MY FRND & I HAVE D
RITE 2 DISTUBE U ANY TIME .....

A poor uneducated
petrol pump attendant
created Reliance.... And
2 graduates 4rm
Stanford & Wharton
Business School broke it
up. That's education...!

press down if u like me...


so u like me...?


Tats so sweet...


ok u can stop...


stop it,enuf...


dis is 2 much...


O my God ... I like u too...!


Silly fans.....

Call me..

= Future tense..

Called me
= Past tense.

Calling me
= Present tense.

Just Helping you to
Improve your Grammer

WHAT DID THE BATHTUB SAY TO THE TOILIT (A) I KISS A LOT OF ASS BUT I DONT TAKE NO SHIT

The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That No One Is There To Appreciate It

If U Cant Convince Them,Confuse Them!!

A tragic Love-story:
A Pig fell in love with a Hen..
1 day they kissed each other!
.
.
.
Next day,
the Pig died of Bird Flu!
& the Hen died of Swine Flu!! :-(

3 ways to catch a tiger-
1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger!
2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it!
3] INDIAN POLICE METHOD- Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it is a tiger!

ProblemmaycomelikeHAYWARDS2000&5000butumusttakeitasROYALCHALLENGEotherwisepeoplewillcalluOLDMONK&stickaBLACKLABELonubutumustfightlikeNAPOLEANlivelikeBAGPIPERwalklikeJOHNNYWALKERworktill8PMthinklikeDIRECTORSPECIALthenurlifewillblikeIMPERIALBLUE&UBEXPORT&urSIGNATUREshallhavegravity!GOOD DRINK!!!

Y india is nevr in worldcup football? Bcoz in the playing
11, there mustbe 4 obc,3 sc/st,2 handicapd & goal keeping
shoud be done by a blind

Ever noticed ur parents spend the
first 18 months trying to make u stand
up and talk...and The next 18 years
trying to make u sit down n listen..

you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
with a spooky little girl like y

If your heart is broken tell me, i will get the glue. If your lost in life then call me, ill come and look for you. If your sad then u must text me, its my job to make you smile. If your happy let me know and we'll celebrate Vodka style....

gud morning

ab aap soch rahe hoge k gud mornin raat mein kyu ?
na baat sun meri
phone mera
paise mere
msg mera
mrzi meri
jo mann mein aye bhejoonga
le
happy birthday

"Your Money
Or
Your Life."

We Knw Wt To Do Wen A Robber Makes This Demand Of Us...

Bt Nt Wen GOD Does..

A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best

Whatever high the sky may be.....

Whatever wide the River may be....
Whatever green a tree may be.....
just Remember....

IT'S NONE OF UR BUISNESS!!!!!! :)

Heaven won't have me, and hells afraid I’ll take over

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Maths and women are the most complicated things in the world.........But maths atleast has some logic...

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Cause liars go to hell.