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"Silence s d best ans for all ques.."

"Smile s d best reaction in all situations.."






Unfortunately both never help in viva, review & interview..

Q: Why Girls Cry On Wedding Day At The Time Of Departure?

Ans: Wo Sochti Hai
Ke Itne Saal Intezaar Karne Ke baad DULHA Mila bhi Toh Sirf Ek

QUESTION:-
"Sharam kya hai"









ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. ;

 

She propozd Me But i was rude...

Wah...wah...

She propozd Me But i was rude....

b'cOz

BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE !

Superb lines on a Lady's T-Shirt:

"Over looking at curves can set many things straight!"

For The First Time In India,I Am Introducing A "3D" Msg In Ur Mobile.












"D D D"

Thank u-thank u,
no publicity please.

once again ur msg tone will ring & u look at ur cute mobile.expecting a msg from some one but so sad its just dis old stupid frd again!!

British:We spoild ur mothrland for 200 years...

Indian: Ha Ha Ha.. We are spoiling ur mother tongue daily......!
Aall..izz.well....!!
INDIANS ALWAYS ROCK

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits...
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But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!;-)

India is a nation & dadar is a station..
Wah wah...

India is a nation & dadar is a station...

Dont fall in love first complete ur

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars. They Are Good To See And Feel, Difficult To Own And Main

"The problem with Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries is that -
A moment on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..!!"

What is the Difference Between 1st Night & Last Night?


If You Sleep on Flowers, It is 1st Night.

If Flowers Sleep on You, It is Last Night.

Scary, But True. :-)

Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right??
Coz according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!

Height of insult:
Boy in a romantic mood to his girlfriend
"I want to be a part of your body darling"

Girlfriend: No thanks, I already have an Ass Hole.

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is a difference. When you love the right one you are COMPLETE.. & When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED.

A Boy took a book from his shelf to study. All the other books fell on him and he died.Moral:jisne kitab ko uthaya samjho kitab ne usko uthaya.So BE SAFE.!gn

Tiger & Tigress were resting under a tree. Suddenly a deer passed very fast.
Tigress could not make out & asked,"What was that?"
Tiger smiled & said, FAST FOOD!

BRILLIANT LINES BY A MBA Student: " If you cant create your own answers in d examination...,then Management is not meant for u...."

Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head & finally does wat his wife says