has bhi do

 what did a handsome do say to a beautiful bitch on a candle light dinner
near romantic river in the open moonlight.
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"BHOW BHOW"
what else it can say!!!

If you're cute, you can call me baby.
If you're nice, you can call me sweetie
But if you're hot, you can call me tonig

todays gem quote: A beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note!
u don't know how many used it but u still want it

When u have done something worng
N ur in trouble ....go to ur parents
for sound advice.

You'll get ...99% sound and 1% advi

"Some people join the army because they are single & they love WAR."
"Others join the army because they are married & they love PEACE"
:-)

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

What is the seceret of my energy?
Boost? No
Horlics? No
Money? No
Fame No
Then what?


A sweet SMS from U.

 Plz Don’t See New Indian Movie
""3 IDIOTS""
Bcoz Us Main Aap Ko
Nahi Liya Giya.

We All Protest Against This
Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng Idiot
Existing Today:-)

law of conversion of knowledge, according to this law, knowledge before the lecture and after the lecture always remains constant.....

Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You

It’s When You
Don’t Try For
Her Sister

All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .

Illegal

Banned

Fattening

Expensive

Or . . .

Married to Others. . . ;->

A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot...

What is the meaning of PyaR
think
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAA

Life is FIXED CALL
Lover Is MISSED CALL
Wife is RECEIVED CALL
Mother is IMPORTANT CALL

BUT

Friend is

FEVICOL...

-- FLASh news. Actress ASIN MURDERED in her flat at Mumbai.. For more details.. Watch.. . . . . . "GHAJINI FILM"

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road..