HASI KE CHHUHARE

CID agn..!
khich khich dur karne ke liye hai vicks,




khich khich dur karne ke liye hai vicks,




CID mein sabse bada gadha hai FREDRICKS..!

Teeth said 2 Tongue"If i jst press ulittle hard, u wil get cut.Tongue replied:"If i misuse 1 word againstsome1,then all the 32 of u wil comeout at onc

not every flower represents love..bt rose did..
not every tree can stand thirst..bt cactus did...
not every monkey can read sms..bt hey u did it...

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Buying a notebook- Rs 30 Getting a refil- Rs 6 pencil- Rs 2. but the joy of not finishin assignment n standin out...Priceless !!Dere r sum things money can't buy...

A smile cost less then electricity But Gives more light So Always smile & prove that Ur the bes bulb in WORLD

Don't get Fused

Birds luv u...
Monkys luv u...
Hippos luv u...
Girrafe luv u...
Chimpnze luv u..
PLEASE.............
RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!!

Who is D laziest
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ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alar

Boy:
Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl:
Any proof?
Boy:
We always say intelliGENTS, have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..??;-)

Imagine.. Urself in a boat which is sinking,
sharks n crocodiles all around u!
What can u do 2 save urself???


oye budhbak...
very simple "stop IMAGINING"!!

dentification of Students1.Books in bags-BANGALORE 2.Books in hands-DELHI 3.Rolled books in jeans-MUMBAI 4.No books but mobile in hand-KOLKATA We ROCK:-)

Luv a gal bt dnt tuch her bdy,if u tuch da bdy u'l bcum a papa..snd dis msg 2 al ur frens 2 cntrl India populatn.
'JAI H

SECRET OF WINTER LIFE: Morning:-Two EGGS with MILK..! Evening:-Two PEG with CHIPS..! & Night:-Two LEGS with LIPS..! Enjoy WINTER wth my TIPS..Happy winter

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!

Arz kiya hai..

Jungle me sapere been liye beithe hai,

Gaur farmaiye

jungle me sapere been liye beithe hai,

SAAp b kamine hai durbin liye beithe

Read very slowly:-

You are a que tea, love lee, grey ate, one nest,
at track thief, cheer fool, soup pub & you are my most press yes fry end?..
House dhat !!!!!

A great love story.. hero loves heroine, but heroine loves villain, but vilan loves hero's sister, but hero's sister loves heroine brother but heroine brother loves villain sister but villain sister loves hero's brother. finally 2 persons commit suicide who are they?

my wife has got split personalities and i hate both of th

Difference between a man falling from 1st floor & a man falling from 10th floor-
Former goes DHAP AAAAAAAAAA....
&
Later goes AAAAAAAA DHAP! ;)

1.All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin your money, health and leave u a total wreck.

2. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u

3. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you