INSULT SMS

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
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After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Eve
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN